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Ok, I know this y’all’s Timberlake, but I’m kind of over Pomade Jesus man. Kind of makes you wonder what side of the statue debate he would’ve been on.

So not only was your boy running the plantation, but his divine privilege gave him more years. While we all rooting for our team of misfit toys, it bears mentioning, during our current climate, that the Lesser Mormont was in Essos because he was a fucking slaver and only lived long enough to escape across the narrow sea because he was the heir to a great northern house. Jon start talkin’ up his uncle father Ned and saying he was the most honorable man he ever knew and still got that high and tight fade. They made the Lord Commander into a fuckin’ red Solo cup man. Jon left out the part about these muthafuckas literally drinking out of his pops skull. He’s like yeah, I hate that he died like that, but we avenged him. King Pomade Jesus talking to the Lesser Mormont about his pops. They really acting like Gendry mad that someone cheated at cards or some shit. Hound tells him to stop complaining about being sold for the purposes of sacrifice. I mean, he ain’t wrong, but I’m not sure what him having feelings about it while trekking around the Arctic Circle gonna do now. They are both so fucking different now it’s hard to keep them straight…Īlso, beyond Gendry not knowing how sex with no women present works, your boy is still pissed off about the Brotherhood selling him for fifty cents on the dollar to Melisandre. I think I suffered a mind meld between the show and the book. Mance refused to bend the knee, most of his people got merked and he got burnt alive or killed by arrows or never got killed at all or…sorry. He tells Jon that he must have been chillin’ with the freefolk too long if he talkin’ that refusal to bend the knee shit. Tormund actually got mad bars in the beginning of this episode. Pomade Jesus gonna make note that there isn’t a woman within a miles of here, to which Tormund replies “I ain’t traveling all the way up beyond your wall just to be witness to your heteronormativity, fam.” The Holy Trinity to bettering yourself, nahmean. Gendry ain’t seen no cold like this before and asks Tormund how they dealt with it. This looks like a setting that usually ends with muthafuckas debating whether to eat each other by the end. Your Sunday Night Trivia Troupe / D&D Team / Destiny Raid Squad / Mass Effect 2 Suicide Pact making their way into the snowy wilderness and nothing about this shit looks promising. ***Spoilers be staying warm up north, no matter what your sexual preference be***

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